That's the flushing bit all done then. Thirty very quick minutes of ice-lolly sucking and the Melphalan is winging its way around the system.
In the peeing olympics, I'm currently joint first with the bloke across the corridor, but I've been holding back a wee bit (again, no pun intended) in case of a last minute spurt (ma bladder's bigger than yoo-oors).
Scarey how competative you get on a really petty level.
Hi Joe, hope you're feeling OK after the melph. It's good exercise going back and forward to the loo anyway.
ReplyDeleteCompetitive peeing - could it be a new addition to London 2012?
Just had my first minor panic...having left Joe sucking on his ice lollies after visiting time today I started to cough and cough. Great - I am going to be the one who leaves him with a cold right at the start of treatment. However, I have just returned to my office and coughed up an intact fly that I had swalled while running earlier on! No protein gain there for me.
ReplyDeleteHey joe was a bit PEEved (aye, ur not the only wit around here) to read you dissing my athletic prowess on sunday. I think i bonked - if it can happen to paula radcliffe, it can happen to Liz D! slight difference being it happened to me after 50m. My solicitor will be in touch regarding the damaging slander - scottish athletes have already withdrawn my membership!
ReplyDeleteAs punishment, i'm going to ask Corri to cancel your NUTS subscription (tried to keep that a secret didn't you, pretending you're an intellectual reading war and peace!) By the way, i'ii bring in Being Jordan by Katie Price once i finish it - finding it tough to keep abreast of the storyline.
Anyway Joe, thinking of you, take care of your fine self and i'll be coming to visit and harrass you soon. I'm in training so i can tan you next time we run hill of fare - oh yes! Let me know if you want me to bring anything? I'd personally recommend some tena ladies - i find them really convienient, saves getting out of bed in the middle of the night (and my mattress!). Not sure if i should be divulging this classifed information! And how about a sling and stones for the gulls? xx
I think competitive peeing is already kinda in the olympics, though they call it drug testing. The object of the game is to carefully mask the dodgey stuff you've been taking all year.
ReplyDeleteYou kept the fly thing secret till after my goodbye snog, Corri. Nae tounges for you next time.
And Liz, I can only tell it like it was. You possibly bonked, however, thinking it through, and recalling your ungainly, constipated gait, perhaps you'd simply forgotten to revove your full Tena Lady from the night before.